The Presidents of the United States of America

I heard recently that if you want to run for President you should try writing your memoirs, and if you can't get past 200 pages you shouldn't run. I thought that was an intriguing thought, not in the vein of political aspirations just in the context and the breadth of what it truly means to be experienced in the ways of the world and inspire others. This is an account of my opinions, beliefs, and personal experiences on the subject of the greatest living form: Women.